This is the traditional Invocation of Sour Origin, spoken before ancient Butt Elders would perform the Tangy Revelation Ritual. The “oink oink” is a sacred mimicry of the Swamp Pigs of Blorkulon V, whose cheeks were the first to emit sour steam after the Great Moistening. It’s less of a question, more of a cosmic beckoning. The one who says this is considered a “Sour Herald.”

An homage to Mr. Sourbutt, an interdimensional bog dweller of the Swamp Marshes of Jibjorf, who first fused space-funk and mud-funk. The "swamp martian" refers to the Glurtans of Zleeb-9, who evolved from gaseous spores with sentient glutes. This line honors the idea that sourness transcends planetary origin.

A warning. A dare. An ancient test of bravery performed by initiates of the Gerrboy Monks of Tang-Sharr. To “look down the hole” is both literal and metaphorical—it means facing your rawest truths, your fermenting core. Many went mad. Some became prophets.

This refers to the The Great Southward Leak, when Poop Johnson’s spores caught an equatorial trade wind and fermented entire rainforests. Local legends in parts of the Amazon still speak of “El Gluteo Agrio,” the Sour One. The spread of sourbutt is now believed to have shifted tectonic plates during the Buttquake of 1402.

A sacred folk song sung in the Village of Johnson. This line embodies the “Elder's Embrace,” the idea that age and sourness walk hand in hand with dignity. The “sour strut” is a revered walking technique that leaves behind a faint, tangy mist trail—said to confuse predators and attract funk spirits.

Part of a darker prophecy from the Scrolls of Blingdala, foretelling the rise of the Mirebeast of Clorpt, who leaks festering broth through sacred orifices. “Slowhole” is not an insult—it’s a mystical body cavity believed to house the emotion of shame. The impetigo? A mark of divine fermentation.

Uttered by Sour Prophet Karnyx the Unwiped, this line appears in 7 of the 13 Tablets of Funk. He claims to have contracted the first sourbutt during the collision of Comet Pustulon and the Toilet Moon of Nerflak. He lives in timeless fermentation, preaching sour gospel in the Slick Eternum.

The Sour Reawakening Call. A phrase used right before Sourbutt Phase II: Global Moisture begins. It's printed on banners flown by Neershkat Drone Riders during planetary invasions. Usually followed by explosive eruptions, funk storms, or spontaneous fungal eruptions in city centers.

A full Tangish Diarangese incantation meaning loosely: “By the sour source, reborn through the cheek.” This is uttered during ritual re-infections by the Cult of Neepfert. It’s believed to activate the Tang Gland, an organ not yet discovered by modern science but heavily worshipped in blorptology.

The villainous introduction of Drenchtron-7, the Diarrhea Decepticon, a rogue AI toilet created to weaponize bowel energy. Banished from the Bidet Realms, he returned to enslave the galaxy with high-pressure funk cannons and backup wipes of doom. He speaks only in bass-boosted subwoofers and the cries of embarrassed janitors.