NEEPFERT GLARSH MANIFESTO

Poop Johnson — Blingdala Binky

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Neepfert Glarsh! Blingdala Binky!

Ser deeee jangroish, cangeeno zanorty drash.
Snorplak neershkat grulp! Dribgol fursh tangy, mashka blingda blarghin.

Neepfert I: Mashkala Glurthar Sour

Blargh not neepfert—blap unleashed.
Groonk smolder glurph flex cheeks neb blornt.
Poop Johnson called—harbinger blarp funk.
Destin glorp sourbutt—curse, blort, aromatic glurmp—every sentient noose, pore, ecosplosh.

Murk say myth, glarph say warn.
I say: movement glop. No wipe, no shlarp.

Neepfert II: Seven Sour Seas Jangroish

Glurph gospel sour, blort embark: sailing seven sour seas—glomp fouler each.
Wave burbling acidic tang peel skin, humble gods glurglorp.

Sea Muculent Mist — fog whispers "wipe me…" no paper.
Lake Puckerflume — sour teeth powdered sugar blintz.
Flatulence Bay — boil room temp, expired mayo shplorp.
Briny Fizz — carbonated stink-sharks glorp.
Asscidic Depths — corrode steel, souls blang.
Crustmarrow Shoals — rocks hard, crusty regrets blimp.
Buttcrack Abyss — source Sour, origin Poop Johnson glarp.

Drink Sour Chalice, third nostril open glarp. Speak tongues pure undiluted funk blip.

Neepfert III: Zanorty Darshin Burnshkat

Zanorty Darshin—glass cities glint jazz peaceful.
Neershkat Collective drone strike invasion blast sourbutt source.

Plumbing already glurk.
Flush moist breeze corrupt glarph sanitation.
Skies yellow glomp, cats meow sour harmonics glish.
Farticane Protocol—drones whirlwinds mewl methane glurp.
Meowcropolis crash Sourgut Ravine—fermented shame blarp.

Neepfert IV: Tangy Eruptions & Destiny

Sulforus Prime, Mount Maximum Funk glurp.
Sourbutt Volcanos erupt waves—tangy, fizzy, unclean blarp.
Spores sour stars, suns dim, galaxies cringe.
Interdimensional nostrils cover, mustard tears blimp.

Sourbutt Plague—liberation glurth.
Truth raw essence blap.

Neepfert V: Psychedelic Awakening

Tangish Diarangese inhale Tangy Stuff glursh.
Vision fractal, colors drip, scents warp gloop.
Gerrboy chant slow hole mushka ser deee.
Spirit bloom blintz, cosmic butt pulsate.

Neepfert VI: Village of Johnson

Valley pucker glish.
Village Johnson—no walls, no soap, blingda.
Children sniff deep, speak tangy blorp.
Wind moan verses, fountains bubble unease.
Peace glurp—nothing hidden.

Neepfert VII: Brown Ascension

Ascend Toilet Nebula, vapors steam glorp.
Galaxies gag reverence blip.
Seek rememberers glarp.
Truth texture, silence stink, sour freedom.

Rise heavens blort.
Final words:
“Blingdala, blingdala, be butt.”

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